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Monday, June 13, 2005

Inadequate phone calls

Have you ever been on toilette and suddenly - your mobile rings. And you check the number - and it's %#$ important call. What do you do?
I have a solution:
- throw the phone into toilette. No calls are more important than my shit. Or there are any?

But theoretically speaking, I guess that this kind of phone calls are sort of influenced by more subtle waves or something. And practically it looks something like this:
1. you wake up because of someone's mistake (Can I speak with Julija please) at 6.00 in the morning
2. you go to the little room and you have a call from someone you work with that he is sick and will probably take a headache pill. (can I suggest a gun?)
3. you eat and have coffee - another wrong number and someone else from office got period (like I care)
4. you are negotiating with taxi driver and boss calles
5. You are telling the taxi driver where to stop in a busy city and client calls that your assistant didnt pick up the phone for the last 40 minutes
6. at work status meeting and another client calling
7. toilette and a client
8. having a snack - call from office - assitant still didnt show up
9. 10. 11. another work auckward calls happen
12. 13. taxi on the way home - the same as when going to work
14. home, dinner and calling from office that printer doesn't work
15. shower. bath. nice, relaxation - a call from the office that one of designers broke the printer and the other one wants to go home
16. Late night - reading a book. One or two wrong number calls.

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